Penny Bar Bracket: Round 2

The second round of the Penny Bar Bracket features matchups of some of the greatest things to happen during our time in Alpha Chapter. Some of the first round voting was close, and I fully expect this round to present even tougher decisions for you, our fellow Alpha Chapter alums.

The Matchups

1. Anthony J Lo Bello Golf Tournament	8. SAMS Call On Me

A drunken debauchery vs something that looked like a drunken debauchery even though everyone was sober? Wow, what a matchup. The Golf Tournament speaks for itself. For those that don't remember the Call On Me performance or what Carl's balls look like, it was Delts, in tights, doing an exercise video to some eurotrash that Paravati listened to. Oh, and Carl flashed approximately 2.5 sororities worth of girls.

5. Homecoming Miracle	4. Batch Pinning & Afterparty

Interestingly, both of these events involve the one and only Batch. In possibly the most epic pinning and afterparty in Delt history, in which Dr Lo Bello was in attendance at the "Panda Bear Palace" we witnessed things you would never think of, like Batch's parents playing beer pong. And as is true with all great Allegheny stories, the next one begins at the Penny Bar. Homecoming 2009. Corey Sanders. Betsy. I think the picture above (thanks to Brother Roth for having a camera on hand) pretty much tells the story. Now, the lovely couple is engaged and will have a wonderful story to tell their kids about how they met. And guess what? It didn't involve World of Warcraft.

14. Winning 2005 Homecoming Parade	6. Born in the Woods

There were a lot of epic Homecoming parades, but possibly the most memorable was in 2005 (the last year that Allegheny had floats in the parade). Generally, the mission of the Delt float was to get disqualified, and in 2005 we didn't sell anything short. John Mark was dressed in a cow suit and was "executed" with his head on a grill and covered in ketchup to "memorialize" McKinley's. The best part about it (and probably the reason there is no longer floats in the parade)....we won the parade. Damn right, cause we've got 3 sets of muscles and 2 coats of hair.

10. Best/Frese Fights	2. Spyros Passing Out in the Coffin at Prohibition

I think this conversation on Twitter between me and Steve pretty much sums up how the Best/Frese fights got to the 2nd round:

If you ask Brother Pantilierhwourhwjkfbakjfbakfhs;ufkjsakuhsktes what happened during the roast at Prohibition his senior year, he would probably tell you it went something like this:

If anyone would like to expand on any of the stories here, feel free to do so in the comments. Thanks to everyone who has voted thus far, keep spreading the word!