Alpha Brackets: Round 1 Results

Wow, what a week it's been since Mark and I conceptualized this little project. The response has been nothing short of fantastic, and the fact that we've been getting about 30-35 votes per poll is simply amazing. We're going to start the 2nd round of voting tomorrow night. For tonight, here's a recap of the results from the first round matchups:

Chippers Bracket:

Joe Knupp's 5-piece Suit 27, Chris Marin's Popped Collar 5

John Mark Swafford's A-cup 16, Alex Powell's Baby Bump 15

Zach Best's Jew Gold 25, Jerome Bettis Jersey 6

Ryan Paal's Fried Rice 22, Denise's Hair Net 9

Steve Hazen's Lung 28, Joey Tolomei's Alpha Delt Program 4

Matt Grashoff's Voice 21, Pat Fogarty's e-mails 10

Gavilan Steinman's Hair 17, Adam Ellias' Beard 14

Josh Macel Naked 20, Shane Knapp's Knock-Knock Joke 11

Otters Bracket:

"Bryan Ryan Jordan Paal, one person with 11 years of college" 18, "Corey Sanders" 12

"Rocket School" 19, "Did Zack Accept?" 6

"Let's Send This To Committee" 13, Anything Aaron Ingley said 11

"I will run him over with a bus" 22, Betush's popping sound 3

"Cock Block Beagle" 12, Boboth's "man with a vagina" quote 10

"Kit Thunder Plays Guitar" 25, "Lame Duck Chuck" 19 (OT)

"Quixtar isn't a Pyramid Scheme" 20, "Where's Mia?" 6

"Donut" 19, "Are these girl shoes?" 6

Penny Bar Bracket:

Anthony J. Lo Bello Golf Tournament 24, Floor Hockey Tournaments 6

SAMS Call On Me 25, Greek Sing Riverdance 6

Homecoming Miracle 17, Chuck Yeomans' 3-Day Hangover 13

Batch Pinning & Afterparty 17, Sorority Formals 14

Born in the Woods 23, The Chicken Dance 7

Winning the 2005 Homecoming Parade 17, KKG-Theta Sorority Football Games 13

Zach Best/Steve Frese Fights 19, Rob Utter/Anthony Paravati Fights 11

Spyros Passing Out in the Coffin at Prohibition 29, Hellions at Adopt-A-School 2

Mickey's Bracket:

Alpha Ring 31, Duckball 5

Spotlight for Letters 21, Flagpole 14

Yuengling 22, Miller High Life 12

Snow Football 24, Super Smash Brothers 11

The Beach House 27, The Red House 8

Catacombes 24, Jimmy's Pickled Eggs 11

Delt Rugby Players 28, Delt Firefighters 7

Pool Table 23, Risk Management Color of the Week 13

Updated Bracket

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Thanks again to everyone who voted in the first round! I know there were a lot of people that were hoping certain things made it into the bracket, and obviously we had to cut our initial list down to the 68 items that made it in. But that's the fun of the bracket. We're planning on posting the items that didn't make it at some point as well. Voting in the 2nd round of the Chippers Bracket will commence tomorrow at 6pm, so stay tuned!