Chippers Bracket: Round 2

The first round of Alpha Brackets can really only be summed up in 2 words:

And building on that momentum, we're moving forward with the second round of the tournament. We had some requests to give brief descriptions of the matchups, so we'll do our best to give people a sense of what we're talking about.

CHIPPERS BRACKET

Round 2

1. Joe Knupp's 5-piece Suit	9. John Mark Swafford's A-cup

Why 5-pieces? Because 4 isn't enough and 6 is clearly too many. However, the 5-piece suit does possess some element of mystery. Tie clip or no tie clip? The 5-piece suit is classy for any event at any time, and at this point, is something we pretty much expect from Brother Knupp. Suave's A-cup pretty much explains itself. No idea how skinny-ass Swafford had boobs, but he did.

12. Zach Best's Jew Gold	4. Ryan Paal's Fried Rice

In somewhat of a revenge matchup, Best's Jew Gold, which was under constant siege by Brother Paal, gets a shot to claim victory over one of Brother Paal's signature dishes.

11. Steve Hazen's Lung	3. Matt Grashoff's Voice

In the first round, Hazen's Lung enacted its revenge on Joey Tolomei's Alpha Delt program, which, in real life, was responsible for collapsing Hazen's Lung by encouraging brothers to go to the gym. Woops. Grashoff's voice? Well, if that whole law school thing doesn't work out, he can certainly have a career as a phone sex operator. 

7. Gavilan Steinman's Hair	15. Mace Naked

Who hasn't seen Mace Naked?