Otters Bracket: Round 2

The first round of the Otters Bracket saw some big-time upsets, including #16 seed "Bryan Ryan Jordan Paal, one person with 11 years of college" upset the #1 seed in the bracket, "Corey Sanders." There were a lot of stunned people out there when the Sanders quote was upset by BRJP. Here we go with the Round 2 matchups in the Otters Bracket, which is comprised of memorable quotes:

Note: I tried to include descriptions of the quotes, but as I wasn't around for all of them, if you can expand upon the stories, please do so in the comments.

16. "Bryan Ryan Jordan Paal,        one person with 11 years        of college"	9. "Rocket School"

The exploits of brothers Jordan and Paal were well known throughout Delt lore, but the one quote that encapsulated them came from Brother Feitt who once dubbed the duo "They're like one person! Bryan Ryan Jordan Paal, with 11 years of college between them." Brothers Betush, Polacek, and Boboth were on the game show Chain Reaction. Zack first embarrassed the team in the picture above where he tried to use the same word twice in the chain, guessing "Powder Keg Powder." Way to represent the fraternity, Zack. Keg Party. To cap it off, in the final round, Zack bet the maximum amount of money that he knew the word after "Rocket", which started with an S. When the second letter came up as a C, Zack could do nothing but have a stunned look on his face and stutter out "Rocket....School?" It's a game show about words Zack, not rocket science. Oh wait....it was.

12. "Let's Send This to Committee"	4. "I will run him over with a bus"

To summarize the Frese presidency in one quote? Easy. "Let's Send this to committee." Steve, I think that's more government, which is kinda the opposite of what Ayn Rand believes in, isn't it? And yes, the other picture is Dr. Lo Bello doing a Perfect Push-Up.

6. "Cock Block Beagle"	3. "Kit Thunder Plays Guitar"

I actually don't know how the "Kit Thunder Plays Guitar" story got started. But there is one thing I do know. And that is that Kit Thunder does play guitar. As for the other story, one break Brother Fisher was home and had the opportunity to go on a booty call, but opted to stay home and play with his new puppy. Yes, that's right, Fisher decided to play with a dog rather than get some. Not sure if his hookup ever found out that he was cock-blocked by a beagle, but the story spread like wildfire through the fraternity and Fisher's dog was forever after known as "Cock Block Beagle."

7. "Quixtar Isn't a Pyramid Scheme"	2. "Donut"

When Brendan and Omar decided to join Quixtar, they tried to convince others in the fraternity to do the same. Unanimously, they got the same response: "Isn't this a pyramid scheme?" to which they responded (and tried to convince us) that Quixtar wasn't actually a pyramid scheme, even though its parent company (Amway) was being sued for being a pyramid scheme. The Donut story might be one of the most legendary stories in the history of Alpha Chapter and I'm not sure if I can do it justice. Basically, in the days when Allegheny had unprotected local servers, one of the brothers found illicit photographs of someone's girlfriend from another fraternity on the server. When speaking in public about this person, the code name "Donut" was used, along with a hand signal that came from when Brother Abrams signaled for someone to get him a donut at 100 Items.

Happy voting! If anyone would like to expand upon any of my stories/explanations, feel free to do so in the comments.