Thursday, August 11, 2011

Final Four

After months and months of me being a complete joke and not updating this thing, P-Fogs and Best's constant facebook harassing of me finally got something done. Yeah, Final Four time, bitches.





Chippers Bracket ChampionOtter's Bracket Champion
12. Best's Jew Gold2. "Donut"


Best's Jew Gold came out of the Chippers Bracket as the most popular item in Delt lore, though unlike other "items" these were never exactly where they were supposed to be and often wound up with a National Treasure-esque scavenger hunt around the house. On the other hand, Donut was Donut, the one phrase/saying that more or less spanned generations of pledge classes and lives on in infamy on a composite. Both of these involve treasure of a sort, though the jury is still out on which search was more rewarding in the end.








Mickey's Bracket ChampionPenny Bar Bracket Champion
1. Alpha Ring6. Born in the Woods


As WWF announcer JR once paraphrased, "MY GAWD, IS THAT THE DELTS MUSIC?!?!" as we marched across campus to do something awesome. This might be as epic a matchup as you can get. This is Stone Cold vs The Rock. This is The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels. This is the Yankees vs the Red Sox. This is Ohio St vs Michigan. This is Duke vs North Carolina....you get the idea. Phi Delt hammers vs 10 pound balls...Bag of dog crap vs 2 coats of hair.....Thetas paying room and board vs 3 sets of muscles....Kappas getting exercise vs being raised by a bear....