Elite Eight

Alpha Brackets is down to the final 8 items to be crowned the inaugural champion of Delthood. There have been some surprising upsets so far and now that we're down to the last 8, it's almost impossible to figure out who or what is going to go all the way. So without further ado, here are the matchups to determine the champions of each bracket and the spots in the Final Four.

Chippers Bracket

12. Zach Best's Jew Gold	15. Mace Naked

As far as things around the Chapter House, one of these was a set of family jewels that the owner tried to keep hidden from everyone but somehow managed to find their way out and about around the house. The other was a set of family jewels that the owner displayed out and about around the house while everyone tried to keep their eyes hidden.

Otters Bracket

4. "I will run him over with a bus"	2. "Donut"

A spot in the Final Four from the Otters Bracket comes down to a matchup between one of the greatest stories in Delt History and an epic threat from the Chapter advisor to anyone who crossed him or the chapter. Threats of violence or finding naked pictures of the girlfriend of a guy in another fraternity on Allegheny's server? Wow, what a matchup.

Penny Bar Bracket

8. SAMS Call On Me	6. Born in the Woods

Carl's balls, which were not 10 pounds, up against one of the greatest cheers in Allegheny history. Every Delt event that meant anything was capped off by Born in the Woods. Call On Me was the perfect storm of Paravati's Eurotrash, Carl's shorts being too loose, and all the sororities happening to sit in the front rows of the audience.

Mickey's Bracket

1. Alpha Ring	3. Catacombes

Where do you even start with this matchup? Either of these could have gone all the way, but like a regional final between Kentucky and North Carolina, only one of these can move on to the final four. Which will prevail, a dark crowded place where brothers bonded and got smashed or the song that made us proud to be Delts and taught us things like what the Alphabet begins with and why Phi Delts don't need hammers.